Which Malting group?

[Beer-lord]

Yep and my eyes have not been the same ever since.

[BigPapaG]

Thanks, you've seen me in the shower.

Yep and my eyes have not been the same ever since

[Ralphie as Adult:](narrating) There has never been a kid who didn't believe vaguely but incessantly that he would be stricken blind before he reached 21, and then they'd be sorry.

[Miss Shields, Mother:](in Ralphie's fantasy, Miss Shields is dressed as the Wicked Witch and Ralphie's mother as a jester, both chanting)
"You'll shoot your eye out! You'll shoot your eye out! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[Ralphie as Adult:]Was there no end to this conspiracy of irrational prejudice against Red Ryder and his peacemaker?

[Ralphie as Adult:](narrating) Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric śex gleaming in the window.

[Mr. Parker:]He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny.
[Mother:]He does not!
[Mr. Parker:]He does too, he looks like a pink nightmare!

[Mr. Parker:]Aaah! "Fra-GEE-leh!" It must be Italian!
[Mrs. Parker:]Uh, I think that says FRAGILE, honey.
[Mr. Parker:]Huh? Oh, yeah.
(nods in agreement)

[Inkleg]

Well played BigPapaG........Well played.