Never trust Flipper!

A woman went to France on a wine-tasting vacation. Unfortunately, while in the capital city, she drank too much, fell from her hotel window and ended up in a body cast. When she got home, she swore never to get plastered in Paris again. If you don't pay your exorcist you will get repossessed. My wif...

It may be a John Wayne, but I'd bet it isn't really the Duke. I think the lady who posted it mixed up the Duke's youngest son's photo with him. He's John Ethan Wayne who was born in 1962 and would be right for a late 1960s childhood photo.

I had a problem thinking it might be John Wayne because the photo that looks like it was taken in the 1950's or 1960's based on the hair style and clothing. The Duke was born in 1907 and the earliest shots I've seen of him were sepia toned prints. Where did you find that one?

Team building activities at the office.

Greed is good or Show me the Money!

This is an old one I've used before, but I think it is appropriate right now. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 - 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass...

Hot Potato!

OK, OK, I will change my pick for tomorrow to make it more likely that there could be a loss. I will only pick underdogs from here on out. So I withdraw the Denver pick over the Jags and will make a chancy pick instead. I really don't want to draw this out. Other folks do want to play! Pittsburgh (w...

Teach an old dog a new trick.

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.

My rechargeable batteries are revolting.

Visitors to Cuba are usually Havana good time.

An example of the Law of Gravity.

Nothing like catnip on a stick!

Mother to daughter advice:
Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.

If you take a Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?