No more clues?

Why kickball is being banned at schools:

Can't stop my leg!

Good luck to you, too!

Now that the Pirates have lost their baseball playoffs and the Steelers are not going anywhere, it really isn't much fun until the Pens get into the playoffs.

I keep reading 'The Lord of the Rings' over and over. I guess it's just force of hobbit. I wasn't allowed to be in Star Wars, because I tested positive for droids. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the st...

Darn, I can't read that sticky note!

Now, that's using your head!

Jeff Foxworthy You might be a Redneck if.... More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general. Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed. You've ever used lard in bed. Your home has more miles on it than your car. There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your...

OK, we know his first name has to be Frozen, eh? How about Frozen G. Clooney?

A very dangerous man.

Get along little doggie!

This week's choice: Denver Broncos over the Jaguars.

Previous choices:
Tenn. Titans
Cinci Bengals
Chi Bears
New England
KC Chiefs

Have a speedy recovery! Best wishes.

Obituaries of those hanged in the old west used to be posted in the noose paper.

Bauxite refining is a secret carefully guarded by the aluminati.

The land where movies are made is called reel estate.