Go to the light!

Rocket Man, burnin' out his fuse . . .

Best wishes for a quick and full recovery!

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the ...

I'm a gonna guess G. W. Bush.

That shirt and coat??

Nothing iike a tolerant doggie.

Now if everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?

You're wife is up!

Go ahead and name him for your wife!

If you have a wisk, sanitize that and after you pour the DME into the cold water and slowly start to heat it up, use the wisk to stir. It helps when trying to keep DME clumps from forming - or if they do - to break them apart. You need more than 4 cups of water if you are doing an extended boil. The...

Repell the invader!

Missed it by that much!

Ok, here's one for you! Who is this smart ass.

Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.